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bad in the bedroom

by The Flu

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1.
brown bread, sick of brown bread, makes a grilled cheese taste dead ODYSSEE DE LA CUISINE: SPACETIME FOOD i owe you lunch, dinner's coming soon and i'ma owe you that tooooo
2.
idiot soop 01:20
i've got the flu and i caught it down in senegal i'll give it to you soon instead of shittin you'll be drippin milk gargling foam and barely walking slippery thighs are turning yellow my front porch is covered in belly jelly baby! all my friends are coming over my lung guts still feeling wiggly fix it up with another bowl of that idiot soop don't call batman, i'll be fine man, feeling just a little bit under the weather i don't wanna die, just wanna fry, with a bowl of that idiot soop!
3.
true warriors in corvettes nice jackets shame about the haircuts though a true warrior let's their hair grow down to the clutch and a broadsword won't fit in the standard sized trunk looks like you skimped on the powersteering too a true warrior doesn't worry about the colour though, a true warrior rides their corvette down to the rust! oh well, guess yr just two guys in leather.
4.
she spends her nights sorting thru blackmail she's gotta watch her tail for rogue agents but they don't know where she lives, if they did they'd murder her kids, but they don't know where she lives: in a hole, down by the wal-mart. he spends his nights sorting thru blackmail he's gotta juggle with mutliple I.D cards, it's a pain in the ass but they don't know where he lives, if they did they'd murder his kids, sounds like he's got a helluva gig, i never wanna be a secret agent.
5.
my grandma was always on the run from the law 'take a parade of convicts just to see what she saw always telling me to 'shut up!!' in the zellers every shopping trip was a page right outta goodfellers. GANGSTER GRANDMA.
6.
pez 01:09
i'm trying 'it' for China and i only worship the Pez dispenser and $16 will buy anything as long as you can make it up-town HERE WE R ROCK U LIKE A HURRICANE?
7.
hit by a bus 01:57
i looked for a craft store i wanted to make some 'art' when i left my bedroom the whole city was torn apart! oh no, what have they done now? i got hit by a bus, i got back on that bus and the guy on the bus, he was covered in pus smelled just like chicken gravy....CHICKEN GRAVYY? i poured the gravy on the baby, but that baby had a lady she just goes, "NO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE NOW?!"
8.
slippy 02:05
i woke up in a sewer smelled like piss and manure i climbed over a wall made a judgement call to break in through the backdoor "honey, that kids back and he's farting in our fridge again! standing on our front porch and telling off those kids again! broke most of our garden gnomes! thank god, the kids aren't home!" pick up the phone, it's just dialtone, "this isn't yr home please leave it alone." since you've been gone the cat has grown long, play poker alone and you know i still fold. put on matt good, sleep on the woodpile out back, hear my bones crack. pick up the phone, it's just dialtone, "this isn't yr home, leave us alone now, before i call the cops."
9.
a wiseman once said, "everybody had matching towels!" but that man is dead, and it doesn't really matter if you don't know french you can still make french bread, despite the fact you sadly taste like CLEAR AMERICAN BEER. might's well buy a $6 cup of my own URINE.

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recorded fast and fucked up in a small hot room by Tyson Brinacombe, 2014. released on tape courtesy of Little Room Labs.

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released January 20, 2014

akehn jeckstein

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The Flu Toronto, Ontario

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